Maybe she didn't think it was funny because she's not a retard, trapped in her own little bubble of understanding so she's aware that there's more to it than just the fact that she eats too much cake.
Did you consider that there could be behavioural, psychological or medical issues at play here?
I think you might have been oversimplifying it.
Ah, bless - what with the sarcasm, and the laughs. You guys...
Clearly you and the other malcontents must be right - it must just be so very, very simple. That's why the world shows that things like obesity, smoking, alcoholism, drug use - they're not really problems affecting millions - they're just inventions by people trying to peddle some myth - just like those religious nut-jubs.
After all, what's more tenable - it can all be solved by simple maths, that anybody should be able to grasp - and all the millions that have issues - that's just because, well because - maybe the simple maths is slightly to complex for them... And all those smokers, drinkers, drug users? Hell it's just simple - they should just stop. Isn't that obvious? Why people make it out it's any more complex than some trite, twee one-liner, I'll never know - you guys have convinced me. I have seen the light, brothers.
It not being quite that simple is clearly bollocks - after all, with the hyena like golf-claps in this thread, you guys must have it all sewn up.
And I bet, with it all being so simple, like, that you guys are the perfect weight for your height, and as race-horse lean as a fast-food burger. I'd also wager, there's none of that over-confidence from some people who've managed to get things right for a few months
, made some progress, and think they've got it sussed. Hell, I bet they don't stumble at all to their goal weight, and in 5 years, they've become beautiful swans, never regressed an inch, and aren't sporting any excess blubber.
This time next year, Rodders, you'll be a miilllliiionnnaaaiiirree, why haven't you marketed it already?
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