I bought a fly swat ages ago and use it to get rid of all my aggression (as well as the flies). However, I had a little op last week so can't jump around on the bed ninja style with said fly swat.
The other night, we had an invasion in the early hours from a
bluebottle and it was driving me nuts. So my lovely, caring husband came racing to my rescue and Took On The Mighty Bluebottle ....
I am unlikely to ever get over the sight of him, fully stark bo**ock naked waving his boxers at the totally unimpressed bluebottle.
I eventually killed it with one swift blow from my book.
If you want a job doing properly....
1993 Cannondale Killer V - ancient & battered like its rider.
A newish Dawes road bike called Jim and a 2004 Claud Butler Cape Wrath.