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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:15 pm 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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I was, while making dinner, singing in my really, really bad voice "When your in love with a beautiful woman it hurts" just came into mind :) and my hubby says "How would I know" well he's always been the most tactless person on earth, although he does have a point :oops:

Have you been insulting without thinking about it or found the ultimate funny insult?

Alison


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:54 pm 
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i do it all the time,god knows how or why my wife puts up with me,
its "madness"

"it must be love,love,love,da da" :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:08 am 
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Location: Gorleston-on-sea (If there is a bright center to the universe this is place furthest from it
Our local High street has developed a hole in it, no joke, so there was a report that some time before the hole opened a woman tripped on the uneven surface, I was in a restaurant we frequent often and was saying this to the waitress as i was paying. She said to me that the woman had tripped and caused the hole, I immediately said she must have been one hell of a size to make the hole, then immediately added was it you :?: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


Yep she was not amused at all, I don't know why :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:12 am 
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I told my ex-wife she was getting fat.

Now married again - learnt my lesson.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:56 am 
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...those conversations that culminate in "He's standing behind me isn't he..." :oops:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:31 am 
BoTM Winner / Gold Trader
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It's not the dress.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:28 am 
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FMJ wrote:
It's not the dress.


Does this dress make me look fat? :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:28 am 
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:shock: BTW Ive never worn a dress :oops:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:28 pm 
Gold Trader / MacRetro rider
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Can't get them past your ears


Boom boom


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:29 pm 
Gold Trader / MacRetro rider
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I suppose that " if you could have sex with any woman in the world ,who would it be ? " she asks
Probably your sister I answers ,situation fits this


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