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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:14 pm 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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12 years old, too big a bike with no brakes, choice, back of a cake van or U turn, took the U turn got hit by car, unconscious and 29 stitches. I insisted in apologiesing to the poor driver who hit me :)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:17 pm 
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Alison do yourself a favour stay in a comfy chair and dont move :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:22 pm 
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Amongst many others one I really do not want to repeat is being sneezed on by a cow yucky yucky yucky :shock: :(


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:57 pm 
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Location: The Home Of Mountain Biking, And All Great Things.
Sex in the surf.

Looks great in the movies.

In reality sand is a harsh abrasive, and even on a pebble beach all sorts of detritus get into the works.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:01 pm 
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An eel down your foreskin is a bit of a passion killer.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:02 pm 
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highlandsflyer wrote:
Sex in the surf.

Looks great in the movies.

In reality sand is a harsh abrasive, and even on a pebble beach all sorts of detritus get into the works.



Which oddly reminds of a time having sex with a girlfriend and her cat somehow sneaked up behind me and licked my testicles.

Abrasive was the word that reminded me.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:04 pm 
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Go on admit it. You didn't push it away.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:06 pm 
MacRetro rider
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gavinda wrote:
Go on admit it. You didn't push it away.


I'm just very glad it didn't lick a few inches further back!!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:11 pm 
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Brings a new meaning to fur balls.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:13 pm 
MacRetro rider
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gavinda wrote:
Brings a new meaning to fur balls.


The same dirty sod of a cat also ate a used condom once. A very nervy day wondering if it would go straight through it. And monitoring it's litter tray so her parents didn't ask awkward questions!!


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