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 Post subject: Re: Check your nuts
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:06 pm 
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Rob Atkin wrote:
For educational purposes - we can all benefit - what exactly did you feel down these that made you think "blimey, that wasn't there last week!". Size, composition etc? I know we are all told to check regularly but a bit more detail on how you found out would be good.

No pictures though, pleeeeeaaassee. ;-)


Ah Rob, let me help you feel a proper bollock.


People may be reading at dinner time so I'll spare you the details. Mother nature blessed us with two of them, one to compare with the other. Use that as your guide, a hot shower makes things easier and will wash away any evidence of over zealous self examination.

Seriously though, http://www.orchid-cancer.org.uk is a great charity for chap specific cancers, plenty of resources there. I've found them helpful. They have a specific guide to fondling your giblets here:

http://www.orchid-cancer.org.uk/536/Tes ... xamination

Enjoy!


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 Post subject: Re: Check your nuts
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:09 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Check your nuts
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The last turkey in the shop?


Picture if you will an unpeeled lychee.


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 Post subject: Re: Check your nuts
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:11 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:15 pm 
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4th July is celebrated as Independence day in the US. I have my own reason to celebrate 4th July from here on in. This afternoon I was told by my Oncologist that I am officially in remission.

I'm keeping my feet on the ground as I will still be seen, examined, tested, X-rayed and scanned to varying degrees every month for the next few years but still, *#*£$£$ IT FEELS GOOD!

Cheers all!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:22 pm 
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That, is the dogs bollock!

Good news and felicitations from the man of history.

Can't wait to tell the wife! She knows all about you.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:23 pm 
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8) Nice one Tad


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:55 pm 
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Excellent news!!! :D

BTW, is it ok to call you 'Mono' now, or is it still the formal 'Mr Fixies'?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:05 pm 
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Chopper1192 wrote:
Excellent news!!! :D

BTW, is it ok to call you 'Mono' now, or is it still the formal 'Mr Fixies'?


I respond to most things so take your pick.

BUT WAIT! The news get better! I am allowed to ride again!


I was in a meeting at work yesterday and someone said, "someone's going to have to put their balls on the table for this one". I replied along the lines of this being an action that they couldn't pin on me in that case, then there followed an awkward silence until they saw me laughing :lol:


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