Not a recommended diet!

David B · Apr 27, 2013

Due to a shortage of food I've recently been eating nothing apart from dried mixed herbs cadged from a neighbour. Being worried about any effect this might have on my health, I popped along to see my GP, who confirmed my worst fears - I'm living on borrowed thyme.

David

Lysander · Apr 27, 2013

I've already set fire to your coat. :x

David B · Apr 27, 2013

Lysander":nsexomck said:
I've already set fire to your coat. :x

How about the taxi? On its way, presumably?

David

Lysander · Apr 27, 2013

Not so much "taxi", more "wheelbarrow"....

ANYWAY.....on the diet front, I've had my own difficulties- been enjoying crunchy green stalks from a grocer's by Loch Ness.

Unfortunately, the shopkeeper informed me today it's not nessie's celery.

*eats own coat and takes hold of wheelbarrow handles*

David B · Apr 27, 2013

Lysander":223ssocd said:
Not so much "taxi", more "wheelbarrow"....

ANYWAY.....on the diet front, I've had my own difficulties- been enjoying crunchy green stalks from a grocer's by Loch Ness.

Unfortunately, the shopkeeper informed me today it's not nessie's celery.

*eats own coat and takes hold of wheelbarrow handles*

Thanks for that, I'll make a note of it and add it to the written record of other greengrocer-related jokes I'm keeping at present. A real turnip for the books, as it were.

David

Alison · Apr 28, 2013

double post

Alison · Apr 28, 2013

Isaac_AG":3a5kfgh1 said:
A man was drowned eating his muesli the other day. He was pulled in by a strong currant

Alison.

Midlife · Apr 28, 2013

......There's a long one about a hired Killer called Arti who strangles people .............the punchline is "Arti chokes three for a pound at Tesco", but it goes on a bit LOL

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