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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:32 am 
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Due to a shortage of food I've recently been eating nothing apart from dried mixed herbs cadged from a neighbour. Being worried about any effect this might have on my health, I popped along to see my GP, who confirmed my worst fears - I'm living on borrowed thyme.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:01 pm 
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I've already set fire to your coat. :x


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:02 pm 
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Lysander wrote:
I've already set fire to your coat. :x


How about the taxi? On its way, presumably? ;)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:14 pm 
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Not so much "taxi", more "wheelbarrow"....

ANYWAY.....on the diet front, I've had my own difficulties- been enjoying crunchy green stalks from a grocer's by Loch Ness.


Unfortunately, the shopkeeper informed me today it's not nessie's celery.

*eats own coat and takes hold of wheelbarrow handles*


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:50 pm 
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Lysander wrote:
Not so much "taxi", more "wheelbarrow"....

ANYWAY.....on the diet front, I've had my own difficulties- been enjoying crunchy green stalks from a grocer's by Loch Ness.


Unfortunately, the shopkeeper informed me today it's not nessie's celery.

*eats own coat and takes hold of wheelbarrow handles*


Thanks for that, I'll make a note of it and add it to the written record of other greengrocer-related jokes I'm keeping at present. A real turnip for the books, as it were. :oops:

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:48 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:49 am 
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A man was drowned eating his muesli the other day. He was pulled in by a strong currant

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:04 pm 
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......There's a long one about a hired Killer called Arti who strangles people .............the punchline is "Arti chokes three for a pound at Tesco", but it goes on a bit LOL

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