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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:18 pm 
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I was involved in a random assault in the street a few years ago (as victim) and ended up with a black eye and 7 staples in my head (baseball bat) and thought that was all that was hurt.

I got up the next morning and went for a pee to be greeted with the shocking site of a penis the colour of an aubergine (though sadly smaller). I didn't thing you could bruise that dark!


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 5:36 pm 
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A poor excuse for disguising liposuction bruising. Fess up!


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 10:11 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 11:44 am 
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REKIBorter wrote:
A poor excuse for disguising liposuction bruising. Fess up!

:roll: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 12:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:20 pm 
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Ah, if only That's Life were still on the air.... ;)

David


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