Purple P×nis

Harryburgundy · Apr 26, 2013

http://m72.photobucket.com/albumview/al ... l?newest=1

Had a bit of on off the other day...bruising and swelling incredible. Obviously all the fluid blood is moving south...woke up to a purple pen*s this morning. Not a look I would recommend :shock:

Raging_Bulls · Apr 26, 2013

If you choke a smurf ...

Ouch, that's a nasty bruise.

Bpool77 · Apr 26, 2013

:shock: that's gona be tender for a bit...

RobMac · Apr 26, 2013

Watch that, I did the same using a steerer stem hit me on the pubic bone I think its called, got out of bed the next day then fainted in the loo :shock:

highlandsflyer · Apr 27, 2013

Happened to me, and I only had a couple of drinks.

lewisfoto · Apr 27, 2013

Years ago I was drinking beer with friends, at night, in the hills above my house, went to take a wizz and apparently got into some poison oak. Couple days later, oh man, it was all swollen and pink and itched so bad I could not sleep.

highlandsflyer · Apr 27, 2013

Swollen and pink aye?

Couldn't sleep?

Isn't that the state of the average male on any given night?

lewisfoto · Apr 27, 2013

from age 14 on...

Mr Panda · Apr 30, 2013

Harryburgundy":fx2o08ld said:
http://m72.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/harryburgundy/bruise002_zps02a8288f.jpg.html?newest=1

Had a bit of on off the other day...bruising and swelling incredible. Obviously all the fluid blood is moving south...woke up to a purple pen*s this morning. Not a look I would recommend :shock:

Jeez - on an off whit? :shock:

Harryburgundy · May 1, 2013

Nearly back to skin colour but the swelling is getting on my nerves...feels horrible.

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