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 Post subject: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:31 pm 
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Had a bit of on off the other day...bruising and swelling incredible. Obviously all the fluid blood is moving south...woke up to a purple pen*s this morning. Not a look I would recommend :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:34 pm 
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Ouch, that's a nasty bruise.


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:39 pm 
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:shock: that's gona be tender for a bit...


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:44 pm 
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Watch that, I did the same using a steerer stem hit me on the pubic bone I think its called, got out of bed the next day then fainted in the loo :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:41 am 
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Happened to me, and I only had a couple of drinks.
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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:14 am 
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Years ago I was drinking beer with friends, at night, in the hills above my house, went to take a wizz and apparently got into some poison oak. Couple days later, oh man, it was all swollen and pink and itched so bad I could not sleep.


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:32 am 
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Swollen and pink aye?

Couldn't sleep?

Isn't that the state of the average male on any given night?


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:45 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:22 pm 
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Harryburgundy wrote:
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Had a bit of on off the other day...bruising and swelling incredible. Obviously all the fluid blood is moving south...woke up to a purple pen*s this morning. Not a look I would recommend :shock:



Jeez - on an off whit? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Purple P×nis
PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:13 pm 
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Nearly back to skin colour but the swelling is getting on my nerves...feels horrible.


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