I despise Ikea and the plebs who fill their houses with mountains of their unnecessary crap.
Although they did give a friend of mine's wee brother with Down's a job in the canteen dishing up meatballs. So they're only 99.9999999999% hateful.
I've no objection to Ikea or its products (I have a fair bit of their furniture), just the concept of being dragged around there on autumn Sunday afternoons when I should have be doing useful
stuff, i.e. riding CX races. So the cloud that is currently being single does have a silver lining.
"Not so much a religion as a savings club for people who think Star Trek's a documentary"
- Marcus Brigstocke on Scientology