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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:55 pm 
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So, I walked in to a pub last week and said to the bar man - 'Can I have lalf a hager and a bint of pitter...?'

Barman looks at me funny like....

'Sorry! I mean a pint of bitter and half a lager! Got me letters mixed up din't ah!!'

Barman reassures me - 'Ah don't worry about it mate, I do that all the time... Just the other morning I woke up to the smell of me wife cooking breakfast. It smelt beautiful. As I was walking down the stairs I meant to shout down - 'ere Sharon, put us some egg and bacon on! But what actually came out was - you've ruined my life you stupid fat cow....


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i have missed you al


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:11 pm 
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lewis1641 wrote:
i have missed you al





The money's in the post.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:42 am 
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