So, I walked in to a pub last week and said to the bar man - 'Can I have lalf a hager and a bint of pitter...?'
Barman looks at me funny like....
'Sorry! I mean a pint of bitter and half a lager! Got me letters mixed up din't ah!!'
Barman reassures me - 'Ah don't worry about it mate, I do that all the time... Just the other morning I woke up to the smell of me wife cooking breakfast. It smelt beautiful. As I was walking down the stairs I meant to shout down - 'ere Sharon, put us some egg and bacon on! But what actually came out was - you've ruined my life you stupid fat cow....
Hell no! I don't actually ride a bicycle.
'93 J.P Morgen, '93 KHS Montana Team FXT, '95 Pascal Blanc Explosiv, '96 Rocky Mountain Element Race, '95 Softride Contour Powercurve '92 Trek 9000, '96 Barracuda Tia 'hot rod', '89 Muddy Fox Courier Comp, '99 Sunn Exact Disc (Projects) 89 Haro Extreme, '89 Rudge bi-frame, 91 Carrera Katmandu, Kawasaki KMB 450, Ferraroli California Performance, 50's Rudge 'hot rod'