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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:33 pm 
GOLD | PoTM | Rider | rBOTM
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BACK TO THE JOKES!!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:08 pm 
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Jack and Jill have just climbed Le Alp de Huez, one of the steepest peaks in the Alps on their tandem.

"Phew, that was a tough climb" said Jill, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."

"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jack, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:25 pm 
GOLD | PoTM | Rider | rBOTM
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On Saturday morning, a mountain biker gets up early, as he has for so many Saturday morning rides, and softly slips out of the bedroom.

He dresses quietly in the next room, grabs his helmet and water bottles, and goes out to pump the tires. As the garage door opens, he's confronted by icy, windswept rain.

With a sigh, he slips off his shoes, quietly returns to the bedroom, undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my husband went riding in that?"


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