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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:37 pm 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
After all these years, I'm still no better at board games than I was as a kid. Does anyone on RB happen to know how many hotels Professor Plum can build if he lands on a Triple Word Score? Or does it mean he's "in check" and has to slide down the snake to another square? :?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:44 pm 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
By the way, I'm thinking of getting out of the glove puppetry business, although I might carry on doing the odd bit here and there - you know, just to keep my hand in. :oops:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:46 pm 
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As a former obstetrician my thinking is the same.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:47 am 
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David B wrote:
By the way, I'm thinking of getting out of the glove puppetry business, although I might carry on doing the odd bit here and there - you know, just to keep my hand in. :oops:

David

I'm sick of my job as a flasher and wanted to quit but decided to stick it out for one more year.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:18 am 
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An obstetrician, the only specialist who can wallpaper the hall through the letter box.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:26 pm 
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Two Nuns were riding a tandem along Wapping Warf in Bristol. The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked "I've never come this way before", the reply "Must be the cobble stones.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:00 pm 
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A property cycling joke! Wonderful joke wonderful mum! :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:29 pm 
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2 cyclists riding along not far from home see a hearse pass by.
the lead cyclist stops and takes his helmet off and holds it to his chest and offers a silent prayer.
his mate says "what a lovely sign of respect"
he says "i know, we would have been married 10 years next week"

i'll get me coat.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:22 pm 
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Was that last one the urban myth of jokes? Good all the same with the cycling angle. :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:01 pm 
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My last long bike ride was farcical...


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