Years ago in Ingoldmells [I'm sure you all know where that is!] There was a parked up car,
middle of the summer and the there was a poor dog in the back of it, It looked terrible and
was wet through, We asked around if anyone knew the owners of the car, We came at a
blank then someone said use the tannoy system which has speakers around the market,
Well the first choice was to go up to the Police station and told them about the dog, they quickly
followed us back to the carpark and we showed them the poor dog the Police shouted on the tannoys
telling the owners to come back to the car as your dog is dying, still no answer! Minutes later we heard
the copper shout on the tannoys...
''To the owner of 'car reg ******, we have smashed the side window and the dog is at the Police station''
There was a moment of uproar from worried folk and sounded like someone had scored a goal at a football match.
Hope the tosspots had a very good excuse for leaving their pet in a sweltering hot car the
I hate RED DWARF