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 Post subject: Public Toilets...lol
PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:56 pm 
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The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles !.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?''
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?" The next thing I heard him say was
"sorry mate, I"ll have to call you back. I"ve got some c*nt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say''.

:facepalm:


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 Post subject: Re: Public Toilets...lol
PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:01 pm 
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Ian Raleigh wrote:
The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles !.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?''
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?" The next thing I heard him say was
"sorry mate, I"ll have to call you back. I"ve got some c*nt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say''.

:facepalm:


Was the bloke in the other cubicle on a hands-free set? :oops:

I'm fairly sure there was a "Hello? I'm on the toilet! No, it's rubbish!" sketch in Trigger Happy TV....

David


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 Post subject: Re: Public Toilets...lol
PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:08 pm 
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David B wrote:
it's rubbish!"


Are you saying my recently found gag is rubbish ? Well if you are, you are a very naughty boy to express yourself like that Image


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