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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:46 am 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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Did you hear about the cyclist who used viagra eye drops? They made him look hard!

Mary had a bicycle
She rode it on the grass
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ....

Well it had to be said :D

Alison


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:30 am 
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Isaac_AG wrote:
Mary had a bicycle
She rode it on the grass
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ....


Rear mudguard?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:35 am 
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Raging_Bulls wrote:
Isaac_AG wrote:
Mary had a bicycle
She rode it on the grass
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ....


Rear mudguard?


I think it should just have been a full stop in the last line instead of a line of them.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:57 am 
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mary had a bmx
she rode it back to front
every time she hit a kerb
the seat went up her cnut. :wink: :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:14 am 
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:facepalm:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:32 am 
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Thats a disgusting word there Corsabob..

I mean really!


Kerb yeuch! :D


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:37 am 
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taffy wrote:
Thats a disgusting word there Corsabob..

I mean really!


Kerb yeuch! :D

i know,my wife hates it,but heh,what can you do. :oops: :oops: :oops:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:51 pm 
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corsarob wrote:
mary had a bmx
she rode it back to front
every time she hit a kerb
the seat went up her cnut. :wink: :wink:


She might have bought it from Halfords...


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