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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:39 pm 
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ajm wrote:
grahame wrote:
Then there is a provision in my will for my best friend to take my ashes in a water bottle to Moab, go to the top of Porcupine Rim and then punch s hole in the bottom of the bottle and set off down the descent scattering my ashes along the trail.


Seems a bit wasteful to me... couldn't they just turn it upside down and open the spout instead? That way it could be used again :)

I don't care. I'll be dead.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:47 pm 
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When my time has come
And it's my turn to pass
I'd like to be buried upside down
So the world can kiss my arse


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:05 am 
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Retro Cat wrote:
When my time has come
And it's my turn to pass
I'd like to be buried upside down
So the world can kiss my arse


Lol

Alison


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:34 pm 
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Go up Everest with no intention of coming down.
Eventually as the mountain fills with the fallen an expedition will be launched to collect these people, who will then be interred in a very exclusive little monument :wink:
just don't breath a word of this to the Chinese government

Hell of a lot better than ending up powdered and in a small box that will be kept around for a couple of years then emptied down the bottom of the garden next to a long dead hamster and last years grass clippings.
:shock: If you're lucky


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:42 pm 
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50lbs of TNT should do the trick for me. No need for cremation or a burial, just strap the explosives to my remains and light the fuse. I'm going out with a bang !

Joking aside, I really like the diamond idea.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:27 pm 
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Raging_Bulls wrote:
50lbs of TNT should do the trick for me. No need for cremation or a burial, just strap the explosives to my remains and light the fuse. I'm going out with a bang !


"You're only supposed to blow his bloody jaw off!"

</Michael Caine>

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