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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:19 pm 
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Evening All

Thought I'd ask the Retrobike collective I need some jokes, quotes and one liners about time along the lines of

What did the hungry clock do?

Go back four seconds...

Help urgently needed :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:24 pm 
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What do we want? A time machine.
When do we want it? That's irrelevant.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:10 pm 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
I bought a mechanical stopwatch, but it came minus some of its most vital parts. Currently scouring the second hand market for something suitable....

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:11 pm 
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Al?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:12 pm 
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I bought an AM clock radio the other week. Trouble is, the thing doesn't work at all beyond noon.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:10 am 
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Probably a bit late but,

what time is it when you get chased by 10 elephants?

10 to 1

and

Why was everyone tired on April 1st?

They'd just finished a march of 31 days


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:21 am 
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Just seen this, go here...

http://jokes.smashits.com/jokes_Time-jokes.html




al. :D


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:41 am 
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"Excuse me - do you know what time it is?"

"dont be daft, cant you see we're just potatoes?"

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:55 pm 
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Great material Thanks everyone - went down a treat :-)


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