Roses are red....

Roses are red
Violets are red
My clothes are red
The wallpaper's red
Everything's red
I thought she was a burglar
 
I thought this was going to be the filthy valentines day limerick thread...

Roses are nice
But I like carnations
You're crap in bed
So I shagged your alsation
 
Anyone else find it odd he's an athlete who doesn't get athletes foot?

:oops: I'll get my coat
 
GT-Steve":2mn1x3if said:
Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Think I'm colour blind..
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Either that or (1) you shouldn't use a black & white printer for home-made Valentine cards, or possibly (2) Morrissey has a part-time job at Hallmark. ;)

David
 
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