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 Post subject: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:20 pm 
BoTM Winner / retrobike rider
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violets are glorious
never creep up
on Oscar Pistorius
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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:31 pm 
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Roses are red
Violets are red
My clothes are red
The wallpaper's red
Everything's red
I thought she was a burglar


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:26 pm 
retrobike rider
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I thought this was going to be the filthy valentines day limerick thread...

Roses are nice
But I like carnations
You're crap in bed
So I shagged your alsation


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:30 pm 
aka Leo Swayer
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Oscar's solicator was over heard saying 'he hasn't got a leg to stand on' :D


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:37 pm 
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I'm sure he'll bounce back though!


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:53 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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Roses are red

I'm a bit twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted!


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:20 pm 
retrobike rider / Gold Trader
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Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Think I'm colour blind..


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:05 am 
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roses are red
voilets are blue
creep up on oscar
and you'll be dead too.


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:12 am 
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Anyone else find it odd he's an athlete who doesn't get athletes foot?

:oops: I'll get my coat


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 Post subject: Re: Roses are red....
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:28 am 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
GT-Steve wrote:
Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Think I'm colour blind..


Either that or (1) you shouldn't use a black & white printer for home-made Valentine cards, or possibly (2) Morrissey has a part-time job at Hallmark. ;)

David


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