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 Post subject: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:23 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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...Get a tattoo on my neck - that'll look great when I'm 60

Wear a cap from a sport I've never played with the initials of a city I've never been to.

I'm gonna get fat and wear sports orientated clothing

Get piercings on my eyebrows and cheek oh, and my top lip just to be sure.

Have every collar turned up as high as it will go.

Have a hood on every piece of outer clothing

Wear a shapless bag on my head in an attempt to look, erm... what?

Wear a scarf in that oh so irritating metrosexual way

Wear jeans so tight I have the look of childs drawing of a matchstick man in crayon

Wear jeans so low (a well known one this), so low that you can read the label of my undercrackers whether you want to or not

For the ladies - I'm gonna wear leggings so see through the label can be read at 50 paces, genitalia on show squashed in the style of a masked robber from the 1970's with tights over the head.


AAAAAAARGGH!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:27 pm 
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You're gonna look awsome.


al.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:33 pm 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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:lol: :lol: Now that I'm gonna love to see pictorial evidence of :D

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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:00 pm 
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Harrumph.

And what's with all these young men with girls haircuts.

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If you can't do it yourself with a set of clippers, costs more than a fiver, or requires "products" to hold it in place, it's a girls hair cut. :P


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:01 pm 
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legrandefromage wrote:
...Get a tattoo on my neck - that'll look great when I'm 60

Get piercings on my eyebrows and cheek oh, and my top lip just to be sure.




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Funny really, I'm a piercer, my wifes' a tattooist and guess what ?

We have travelled the world for our work have no debts, own our shops outright and live in a castle :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:02 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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no tattoos on their necks


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:03 pm 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
legrandefromage wrote:
Have every collar turned up as high as it will go.



Which approach are you going for? Eric Cantona or Harry Hill?*

David**

*They're the main two; you've got to have a system. ;)
**I've a nasty feeling I might be "guilty as charged" on the scarf front. Except my footie and University ones, which can't be worn like that.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:06 pm 
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Fark!!!!! Was only moaning to the missus today about popped collars. Oh how I **** hate them. On one hand a great way of spotting a prick, on the other hand it makes nice guys look like pricks.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:12 pm 
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B77 wrote:


Funny really, I'm a piercer, my wifes' a tattooist and guess what ?

We have travelled the world for our work have no debts, own our shops outright and live in a castle :wink:



that explanes a lot, has the smell of trigene gone to your head? :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: I'm gonna...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:17 pm 
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Are you gonna tuck your trackie bottoms in your socks aswell or is that a bit last year? :D :D


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