I got arrested for Armed robbery once. I supposedly held up a local post office.
Wasn't me. They obviously knew that too. Got arrested at work during a visit because some fruit machines were being scammed by chavvy scrotes. Taken to the station and put in the cell. But they left the door open, left me with my shoes, bag and some magazines I'd got with me. A mate who was arrested for drunk and disorderly was left with some plastic foot covers and they also took his watch, belt and he was just in his shirt and trousers.
They guy they were looking for was similar to me. They actually asked me to appear in the line up - This was back in the days of £10 to do the line up for the first half hour then £5 for every half hour after
My name is Ben. And I am a retroholic. I am also a bikeaholic. The condition is ireversable I have to live with the wallet degenerative disease for the rest of my life.
2013 On-One 456C1995 Rocky Mountain Fusion. The build for SWMBO