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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:39 am 
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Location: Getting fitter, I will beat the Surrey Hills....
So, tonight I went to my local comedy night which often plays host to some excellent comedians (http://www.youmustbestoking.com). This evening the compere has a little competition during the intermission - he asks for the name of a person who has been in the news lately and a household item. One guys shouts 'Chris Huhne' and a woman says a kettle. So, the competiton is to come up with a punchline for the following joke:

Whats the difference between Chris Huhne and a kettle?

Low and behold, I won it! So, in a similar spirit, what would you have put as a punchline? I will let this run for a little bit and see what you guys would have said before revealing what I came up with.

No prize I am afraid, unless I can think of something to send out in the meantime!!

Go...

(post edited to now spell Huhne correctly :roll:)


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:06 am 
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The kettle never made the teapot take it's speeding points!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:31 am 
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I would rather funk a kettle than Chris Huhne's new woman.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:40 am 
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Whats the difference between Chris Hulme and a kettle?...none, they both squeal when they are ready


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:40 am 
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One makes hot water, the other is in it


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:41 am 
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One's a steaming pot, the other's a speeding tw@t


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:20 am 
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They both expell a hell of a lot of hot air!!!!! :lol: :lol:

i can't beat sylus, genius :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:32 pm 
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Some amusing punchlines so far! Sylus is on top in my opinion for now, especially with the reference to a retro style kettle. I will let this play on until tonight when it will have been 24 hours. If there are still entries coming in I will let it run another day and then divuldge my winning response...

Still mulling over what I can give as a prize but, sorry Sylus, posting over the pond may prove a bit rich! We will have to see what I can rustle up :)


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:35 pm 
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Sorry, can't help with that punchline but the latest online Huhne gag doing the rounds is that Harry Redknapp was willing to take the blame for the speeding offence - that's how desperate they are for some points at Loftus Road right now. :)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:40 pm 
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Hadnt heard that one, good work David! :lol:


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