Hang on, I thought this was a trail naming rant, not a trail centre rant?
My unfavourite is the trail in the Peak District that used to be known as "that rocky one down from Hope Cross" until the internet came along, and is now apparently "The Beast", presumably to lend it an aura of hazard and extremitude and machismo.
I now call it "Fluffy Kittens" in an attempt to redress the balance.
Ah but to me that is part of the machismo that some lads have at trail centres. Even if you read a review of a set of wheels or a fork online there are people going on about 10 foot drops that they do all the time. A two foot drop gets me scared!! But then again I may view it differently if I was dressed like a stormtrooper with 6" of travel either end.
So to that end saying you nailed a 10 foot off camber drop on Fluffy Kitten doesn't work when you are telling your mates about it. A ten foot drop on The Bonegrinder sounds much better.
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