Last night, some grey-haired bloke in a suit accosted me on the stroll home and wouldn't stop blathering on about how he once interviewed Muhammad Ali. Fortunately, a little while later he was attacked by someone wielding an emu hand-puppet, which eventually got rid of him.
Still, I should have known better - someone at work did warn me it was going to be a bit Parky out there yesterday evening.
"Not so much a religion as a savings club for people who think Star Trek's a documentary"
- Marcus Brigstocke on Scientology