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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:42 pm 
retrobike rider / Gold Trader
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I had some Tesco burgers last night

I've still got a bit between my teeth


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Even with the news stating they contain traces of horse meat...

... Sales remain stable


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:44 pm 
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Unbridled offalness :roll:


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What's even more worrying is that traces of zebra have been found.....

.... In all their barcodes


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:46 pm 
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I think its a good case for shutting the stable door after the burger has bolted...


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I tried one and it gave me a sore throat, now I feel a bit hoarse

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:49 pm 
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having just eaten one it has given me the trots


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:50 pm 
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how do you know you have contaminated burgers in your fridge?

hoof prints in the mayonnaise


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:59 pm 
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These contaminated burgers have even turned up in some restaurants, but are easily spotted on the menu as they're under "starter orders". :oops:

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in the mane these jokes aren't too bad.


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