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The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie willy - about half an inch long and just quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty narrow..."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples re-join their normal partners and go their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good.

How about you?" It was horrible," he replies.

"All I got was a headache.... She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."




Boom! does al tell jokes! ;)

al.
 
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: .... I couldn't find the ear one :LOL:
 
BUM BUM bazzal b style.

I want to see what al looks like? sure I've seen a pic you've posted were
your in it? good tash? youre defo off key (in a good way :LOL: ) I find it hard to get someone with out seeing there face?

Id defo like a weekend sesh with you Im a bit diffrent maself(n ot like that) never fail to get me thinkin :LOL:
 
Never mind the crap joke what about our mini battenburgs then and what about last Monday we all waited.
 
My back is giving me jip again and I don't have any fully functioning cars at the moment.

Don't ask!


al. :roll:
 
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