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 Post subject: a word of warning
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:32 pm 
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To the person who stole my microsoft office, I will hunt you down and I will batter you.

You have my word!



al.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:45 pm 
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If it was one with that stupid "ribbon" interface I'd say they did you a favour...


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:47 pm 
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It was easy to steal, you left your windows open :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:10 pm 
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You and Velo excel at these gags


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:20 pm 
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Careful
Thats a word of warning.

Danger is another
Keep back is another...no wait thats 2 words :?

OK Scrub 'Keep out' so we'll just leave it at 'out'
But then again thats more a general command :?


Who the fk started this silly thread anyhow,its too confusing as to its dolphin


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:18 pm 
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dyna-ti wrote:
Careful
Thats a word of warning.

Danger is another
Keep back is another...no wait thats 2 words :?

OK Scrub 'Keep out' so we'll just leave it at 'out'
But then again thats more a general command :?


Who the fk started this silly thread anyhow,its too confusing as to its dolphin


STOP!



al. :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:03 pm 
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EXCELlent joke.

So velo, youre saying someone gained ACCESS through his windows?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:37 pm 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
I never did trust that dodgy paperclip: "It looks like you're committing burglary. Would you like me to....", etc.

If you do report the crime to the local force, the best officer to get on the case is a fella named PC World.

David


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 Post subject: Re: a word of warning
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:58 pm 
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al wrote:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my mocrosoft office go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....



al.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:07 pm 
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It was me.


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