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 Post subject: Xmas shoping with women
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:10 pm 
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I might be a bit younger than some of you fellas but today was the
first time ever i've been xmas shoping with a woman. My missis.
Absolutly CURED. Never again will I fall into that trap. normaly when
she goes shoping I go have a few pints watch the football/F1/golf etc
today not a chance draged round mcr city center then to the trafford center???? I now realise I was used as a Blackpool donkey ie a mule

Some of you must have some ways to get out of this hell? and its not over yet????

my plan is to get her that pxxxxd tonight shes in bed till xmas day :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:19 pm 
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Aaah young padwan..the learning curve is steep with that one

I simply tell her no..as I have today :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:18 pm 
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My wife bought me Practical Sportsbike and Singletrack today for strolling around Tunbridge Wells shopping. Bloody Hell Fire though saw so much over priced tat (not in Practical Sportsbike)

Thinking of getting an 80s Cannondale soon so I think I'll book in some more shopping time at Royal Victoria Place...


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:16 am 
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I did not drag my poor husband around shopping, I couldn't take the moaning I did everything on line and let the postwoman do all the heavy lifting. It's been the easiest Christmas on record :)

Alison


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:43 am 
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sylus wrote:
Aaah young padwan..the learning curve is steep with that one

I simply tell her no..as I have today :lol:


Youd have to be a Jedi master to say no to my missis!
Arrr now theres a idea mind tricks cheers Sylus :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:47 am 
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Isaac_AG wrote:
I did not drag my poor husband around shopping, I couldn't take the moaning I did everything on line and let the postwoman do all the heavy lifting. It's been the easiest Christmas on record :)

Alison


Because your a smart woman. I tryed that an got ''its not the same''
Anyway my plan of vodka and rolling in at daftoclock is looking
good so far :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:23 pm 
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Shopping with women at any time of year is something best avoided.


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When I would go out shopping with the ex the store clerks would assume that I was out shopping with my daughter. It was fun to mess with their heads.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:05 pm 
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I've just agreed to go Xmas shopping on behalf of someone else, to buy women's clothes and perfume. And wrap the stuff.

And they say romance is dead. I must be mad.


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Aaah young padwan..the learning curve is steep with that one


Use the Jedi mind trick: "These are not the shoes you're looking for."


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