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 Post subject: Watch out for this !
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:38 pm 
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Please BE WARNED!

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco's.
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On November 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look better

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puts tea on monitor ....hehehhehehehe :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:11 pm 
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Thats proper funny :lol: very good mate :D

Mick :D


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:23 pm 
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Really, there have been warnings on every forum for at least 5 years about this.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:34 pm 
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Listen to this guys! I've just told the wife the above warning, Guess what she said??? Image

With a shocked blanked face she replied....''and he still fell for it after all those times''

Women! Thick as f*ck and you can't live without them. Image


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Very funny

Ian Raleigh wrote:

Women! Thick as f*ck and you can't live without them. Image


Pardon, there are women on here too you know :D

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 Post subject: Tut Tut Tut
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:51 am 
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Dont worry Alison, I AM sure he meant to say ' present company excluded' of course.
Didnt you Ian? :wink: :wink: :wink:


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Ian Raleigh wrote:
Women! Thick as f*ck and you can't live without them.


All depends on what the * stands for of course. Could be:

"ive of the books she wrote when studying for her Phd in Zoology. Talking of which she recently bought a du"

Maybe?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:06 am 
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Ian Raleigh wrote:
Listen to this guys! I've just told the wife the above warning, Guess what she said??? Image

With a shocked blanked face she replied....''and he still fell for it after all those times''

Women! Thick as f*ck and you can't live without them. Image


You do present compelling evidence; after all a woman married you.


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