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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:03 pm 
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.


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get out!

get out now!


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argon..are you a sock puppet account of Al's? :lol:


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 Post subject: he he he
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:28 pm 
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A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked." :roll:


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Title thought me of this: Image
Also, guess from what game that is.


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 Post subject: Re: vacuum cleaner
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:00 am 
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argonsixar wrote:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.


If you'd hit him with a carpet sweeper instead, presumably it would have been a knockout victory for Ewbank? ;)

OK, OK....no more dreadful cleaning/housework jokes, I promise. And I fully intend to honour that Pledge.

Damn! :oops:

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Wasmachineman NL wrote:
Also, guess from what game that is.


Deus ex :wink:


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JeRkY wrote:
Wasmachineman NL wrote:
Also, guess from what game that is.


Deus ex :wink:

We've got a winner.


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 Post subject: Re: vacuum cleaner
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:26 pm 
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argonsixar wrote:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.


That sucks.


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