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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:20 pm 
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What do you call a Nun driving a car?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:09 am 
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Three nuns driving along the motorway and a buzzing noise starts in the glove compartment of the car. The mother superior opens it and finds a huge purple dildo in there buzzing away. Furious at what she's found she throws it out the window.

Behind them a family are driving on holiday and it bounces of the windscreen of their car. The mother flustered says to the kids "oh, a bee just hit the windscreen, and what a big one it was" The 5 year old sone says "never mind that did you see the size of it's knob!!"


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:30 am 
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.


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argonsixar wrote:
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.


And the nuns were where? :?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:02 am 
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What do you call a Nun jumping up and down on top of a Clown?

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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:16 am 
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And the nuns were where?

Didnt I mention I am a nun :oops:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:54 am 
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argonsixar wrote:
Didnt I mention I am a nun :oops:




.... and I am the Bus Driver! :oops:



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:00 pm 
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Two nuns are sat on a perch, one says to the other - "Can you smell fish?"


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