Fireman: What the hell were you doing driving down that road?
Idiot: Well I saw someone on the internet do it and he was fine!
Fireman: Yes but he had a defender, you have a BMW X1!
Idiot: Does that matter?
Fireman: Yes your car is completely incapable!
Idiot: Well I know that now sorry.
Fireman: Its okay, thats what we are hear for. But your idiocy has diverted me from a fire where people were killed and you have cost the tax payer thousands of pounds. You shouldn't have done it really. . . .
Idiot: Oh, no one said I shouldn't do it.
Well said that man! The Police and indeed any other public body are damned if they do and damned if they don't these days