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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:45 pm 
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Regular sized folk can pretend to be giants by eating "fun sized" mars bars

Midgets can pretend to be normal sized by eating regular sized mars bars.

Make your neighbours think you've had a fire by blacking your windows and throwing your mattress onto the front lawn.


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never ever bloody anything ever, I live my life by it.


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Office staff: pretend you have a PC with an interesting screensaver by placing an upside-down plastic tray from a box of chocolates next to a small tank of tropical fish on your dek.

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Want to keep up with the latest gadget trends but are severely out of pocket? An old Etch-A-Sketch painted black makes a convincing iPad substitute.

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