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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:13 pm 
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He was arrested in Selfridges Kitchenware department this morning.





He told police officers it was worth the whisk.


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 Post subject: Re: Jonathon Ross shock
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al wrote:
He was arrested in Selfridges Kitchen wear department this morning.





He told police officers it was worth the whisk.


al.



Wheely! :shock:


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You do know he was employed by a well known photocopier company to talk about their competitor........Rank Xerox.

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Mr Panda wrote:
Kitchenware ya numpty :D


Is there a computer programme/programe for dyslexic bods like me?

I read my post three times and still got it wrong.


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 Post subject: Re: Jonathon Ross shock
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al wrote:
He was arrested in Selfridges Kitchenware department this morning.





He told police officers it was worth the whisk.


al.


Presumably this is the same Jonathan Ross who, when offered the chance to be a be a partner in a new distillery venture in the Highlands, turned it down and refused to invest any cash in it. Apparently he reckoned it was too much of a whisky business. :oops:

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