Cycling needs more beards !!!!!!

grumpycommuter

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Seeing as the world of professional cycling is dissolving in front of our eyes i thought i would try to work out why....and it's beards or the lack of them.

You see -

In the old days

Everyone had a beard.
No one had gears on their bicycles, even TDF riders.
No one took drugs at all.

Nowadays

No one has a beard (sideburns dont count).
Everyone has lots of gears (god forbid even electric ones :evil: ).
Everyone is taking lots of drugs.

Job done :)

P.s as a control.... I have a beard, no gears and the strongest stimulant i have ever taken is flapjack.
 
Yes. More beards would definately be an improvement.

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The two main drawbacks of being a bearded cyclist;

1. Beard getting caught in helmet clip (ouch face)

2. Flies and road crap getting caught in beard

Otherwise beards are awesome
 
Last time I had a beard on my chin...her name was Alice, lovely girl

but back on track...man some of these young americans..as soon as they get the teen gene they all seem to want to grow amish beards
 
sylus":3tryjnid said:
Last time I had a beard on my chin...her name was Alice, lovely girl

but back on track...man some of these young americans..as soon as they get the teen gene they all seem to want to grow amish beards

Alice, Alice, who the f*ck is Alice.....


gets coat and leaves.........
 
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