grumpycommuter
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Seeing as the world of professional cycling is dissolving in front of our eyes i thought i would try to work out why....and it's beards or the lack of them.
You see -
In the old days
Everyone had a beard.
No one had gears on their bicycles, even TDF riders.
No one took drugs at all.
Nowadays
No one has a beard (sideburns dont count).
Everyone has lots of gears (god forbid even electric ones :evil: ).
Everyone is taking lots of drugs.
Job done
P.s as a control.... I have a beard, no gears and the strongest stimulant i have ever taken is flapjack.
You see -
In the old days
Everyone had a beard.
No one had gears on their bicycles, even TDF riders.
No one took drugs at all.
Nowadays
No one has a beard (sideburns dont count).
Everyone has lots of gears (god forbid even electric ones :evil: ).
Everyone is taking lots of drugs.
Job done
P.s as a control.... I have a beard, no gears and the strongest stimulant i have ever taken is flapjack.