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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:16 am 
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I can't take credit for this but felt some might enjoy the humour

On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. David, their leader, a big burly man of 50, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"......She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, David gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me.

David the biker then asked..."Why are you trying to committ suicide?" ......she replied....."My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:52 am 
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"Do you know the difference between a Hoover (vacuum cleaner) and a Harley?"-----"The position of the dirt bag".....


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FairfaxPat wrote:
"Do you know the difference between a Hoover (vacuum cleaner) and a Harley?"-----"The position of the dirt bag".....
Alternate punchline: On a Hoover, the dirt bag is on the INside.


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Defining traits of a motor bike - goes fast, stops fast, goes round corners like it's on rails.
Most Harleys do none of the above!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:55 am 
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azaro wrote:
Defining traits of a motor bike - goes fast, stops fast, goes round corners like it's on rails.
Most Harleys do none of the above!!!


that's why they are called hardly's, they hardly go, they hardly stop and they hardly ever make it round a corner :lol:


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