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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:33 pm 
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I'll probably be terminated.


:lol:

Either in my sleep or a bullet through the brain. Quick, painless and the 2nd option has the added benefit of assuring I don't come back as a zombie


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aged 86, shot in the head by a outraged husband, who has found me in bed with his 22 year old wife.


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i intend to be nuked from orbit.... 8)....its the only way for certain


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:16 pm 
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packed into a large firework :D


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xerxes wrote:
Slip away in my sleep aged 950.



I'd hate to spend my last 865 years with a tartan blanket over my legs complaining about how rude young people are and watching Songs of Praise


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:46 pm 
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greenstiles wrote:
packed into a large firework :D


i like this idea!


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:08 pm 
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hunter s finished that way. 8)


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in a blaze of glory! :D

i have no wife, i'm unlikely to get one unless i buy one! i don't wants kids and my brother is a git so i'd prefer to shuffle off this mortal coil in a blaze of glory before i start weeing and pooing myself in some god forsaken crap hole being taken care of by someone i don't know who probably would rather be doing something other than reminding me what my name is while they wipe my bum.

i don't want to get too old if that makes sense.

have to say though the hookers and beer/heart attack mid shag sounds pleasant to a point.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:19 pm 
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Hunter was cremated.

This is about the actual end, not the after effects.

Now, if he has been strapped to a rocket alive, and fired off into the stratosphere...

He took his own life by gun.

I could never do that.

Luckily I have made enough enemies to arrange a flash mob death.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:41 pm 
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yes he did, but his ashes were packed into a firework and launched across his compound :lol:


i'll take a bottleof rum, a bag of grass and a very long swim.


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