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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:11 pm 
Old School Grand Master
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Location: The Home Of Mountain Biking, And All Great Things.
I am for ending it in an avalanche. Drowning a close second.

How about you?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:23 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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Location: Moomin Valley
drunk.

very.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:30 pm 
Old School Grand Master
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Easy! With my heart all I have to do is stop taking my meds, eat and drink to satiation, and find some eager lass to ride me like a Bronco Pony. That should do it.
If not, repeat as necessary. :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:31 pm 
Old School Grand Master
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That can happily coincide with the options on offer.

Blind drunk under a face sitting champion would probably rank number three in my list, totally oblivious to the safe signal


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:44 pm 
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Location: The Royal Society of Insobriety
I'd like to die quietly, and in my sleep like my Granddad, not screaming and kicking like the passengers on his bus.




R.I.P Bob Monkhouse.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:56 pm 
Gold Trader / MacRetro rider
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As long as I don't die screaming with sharp things in my head then it's a bonus :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:59 pm 
Old School Grand Master
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They could have accepted their fate, and allowed his Jihad.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:02 pm 
Retro Guru
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Slip away in my sleep aged 950.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:17 pm 
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having seen a few......not being alone :(

Shaun


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:21 pm 
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walk into a hospital..hand a note to the receptionist saying please do not come into the toilets as I have just shot myself in the head....p.s. if you get the medics in quick they can have any part of my body that can be used for transplant......my knob can help three needy people also


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