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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:28 pm 
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You see you can always tell the niceness of any single man by the degree of lunacy and baggage he attracts. Some men will always be lunatic magnets. I think you're worth more so cast your net a bit further for happiness.

Indeed women are mental but nothing compared to us men(!)


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:24 pm 
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Retro Cat wrote:
I think you're worth more so cast your net a bit further for happiness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:39 pm 
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no-one ever really changes and the fact she has a child well....i'd have taken a leaf out of this guys book..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLF24B39FC9518AEFF&feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=AqDbb7-dn9A


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:38 pm 
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highlandsflyer wrote:
Don't worry about being PC, you lost it already at 'bird'.

This site seems to be populated by characters out of Minder.

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Any volunteers to "write the theme tune, sing the theme tune*"?

David

*Could equally well ending up sounding a bit like the one to New Tricks. Oops.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:54 pm 
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are they mental, god yes. If you go there, don't go with a loaded weapon, take precautions and pull out FFS!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:06 pm 
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i heard a story in brazil about the indians playing football, when the men had finished their game the ref went over to his kit bag and pulled out a gun and strapped it to his waist, when asked why he was doing this the reply was, "the women are playing next" :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:21 pm 
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so the general consensus is..if your thinking with your wanga ..your going to do it

if your thinking with the head on your shoulders ..you'd be safer sticking razor blades up ya japs than touching/contacting this woman ever again


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:33 pm 
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Stay well clear of that one mate :D


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:29 pm 
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Hit and run! You know she's mental, but you also know what pushes her buttons. :twisted:


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Forget Minder, some of the comments on here would make Gene Simmons proud.


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