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 Post subject: Anyone scared of cats?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:13 pm 
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The funniest thing today..

Yodel man wouldn't come up my driveway for a full 5 minutes, cos my cat was trying to be all loving, and brush around his ankles..

I had to physically take the box down to Yodel man in the end..

My cat's a very friendly cat, btw.


So it got me thinking, is anyone else actually scared of cats? Today is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing..


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:24 pm 
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GT-Steve wrote:
The funniest thing today..

Yodel man wouldn't come up my driveway for a full 5 minutes, cos my cat was trying to be all loving, and brush around his ankles..

I had to physically take the box down to Yodel man in the end..

My cat's a very friendly cat, btw.


So it got me thinking, is anyone else actually scared of cats? Today is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing..



Lady cats should be scared of gentleman cats as the gentleman have barbs on they're willies (OUCH)


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Retro cat how would you know this?
Are you in fact a cat?


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:04 pm 
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cyfa2809 wrote:
Retro cat how would you know this?
Are you in fact a cat?


A housemate told me as we were pondering the causes of sounds eminating from another housemate's room.

I am not a cat


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:14 pm 
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GT-Steve wrote:
So it got me thinking, is anyone else actually scared of cats? Today is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing..


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:21 pm 
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i like the idea of cats, having one i mean but honestly i don't like them, mainly because they choose to like you or not, and they tend to be scratchy things, i prefer dogs, we have one and i definitely prefer them however the downside is having to walk them etc where as cats pretty much sort themselves out.

i went round a mates house a while ago and his cat wanted to sit on my lap but it did that thing where it gets its claws out and sort of plucks at your jeans which goes right through and leaves marks, the little sod!


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Cats love my front garden. Flipping things use it as a communal meeting point and crap on the grass. If I spot one the best deterant is to throw water at it from an upstairs window. Never been a cat person and never will be.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:21 am 
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What on earth is a swiss yodeller doing arguing with your cat?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:06 am 
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No, I have a certain affinity with cats, whenever I am out and about cats will come to me without me making the effort to entice them.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:34 am 
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I have a pair of retro cats. Briggs and Louis. Their retro names are from which television programme?


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