I shop at Waitrose because...

its close to my work

cant stand the dickmittens in asda

sainsbury's is too far away

tesco's is the devils own work

kerry katona may be in iceland
 
.....because out of the three supermarkets near me it's the only one that doesn't leave me feeling like I need a wash on the way out! :roll:
 
I'm currently full on £10 meal deal and half pissef on a lovely st emilion. :LOL:

The customers don't smell, the staff don't either and they don't have 15 different brands of every product.

I luff waitrose/ John Lewis.

#keepingitreal :LOL:
 
Only thing I actually hate about Waitrose is the odd time we go in one (when we go to Malvern) we always spend about £300 quid because there's so much nice stuff there. And normally come out with about 15 different types of bloody bread. :D
 
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