I was at work today, and I was looking all over for my reading glasses. Checked my desk, my co-worker's desk, went back to the other room where we had been working, but no sign of them..........until I realized they were on top of my head
Fortunately, no-one knew what I was looking for.
I guess I need that little lanyard/chain thingie that little old ladies wear around their necks to keep their reading glasses ready at all times. I may as well start planning my retro-aluminum-walker build with Yeti grips, purple ano bottle cage, and a little warning bell to let the nurse know when it's time to change my diaper.
Life! Life, do you hear me?! Give my creation LI-I-IFE!