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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:53 pm 
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...an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar


......you would have thought one of them would have seen it


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A baby seal walks into a club...


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Janet Street Porter walked into a bar.

JSP: can I get a large aperitife?

Barman: I doubt it love.


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What’s the difference between sensuous and perverted?
Sensuous means using a feather, whereas perverted means you use the whole chicken.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck to the chicken.


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Man breaks into a house while he pulls out the video, he hears a voice Jesus is watching you

The burgular while thieving stuff wonders where the voice came from carried on thieving the stuff from the house, until again

Jesus is watching you

Now really wondering what the heck this voice is goes round the corner into the dining room where stands a parrot in cage named parrot

Again the parrot says Jesus is watching you
The burgular replies What kind of stupid people call a parrot, parrot

And the the parrot replies, The same kind stupid people that named a rottweiler Jesus


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