A woman walks into a bar...
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A man walks into a bar.
He curses, rubs his head and asks who put it there.
He curses, rubs his head and asks who put it there.
In a pub just after closing time the barman was clearing up when there was a tapping on the door. He opened the door and in walked the ghost of a cat carrying it's tail in its paws. 'please help me' said the feline phantom, 'my cruel owner cut of my tail and I bled to death, I need someone to sew it back on before I can find my eternal rest.'
The barman looked at The tabby apparition and said 'I'd really like to help you but I'm not allowed to retail spirits after 11pm.
The barman looked at The tabby apparition and said 'I'd really like to help you but I'm not allowed to retail spirits after 11pm.
Peice of string walks into a bar... asks for a beer.
"sorry dude, we don't serve pieces of string in here", says the barman...
"oh" says the string, and leaves
String returns with a hat and moustache on
"nice try" says the barman... and tells the string to leave
String ruffles himself up, and tries for a 3rd time...
"c'mon" says the barman, "this is getting silly now"
"Dont know what you mean" says the string
"Well, you know the rules buddy.... you ARE a piece of string, aren't you?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot"
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"sorry dude, we don't serve pieces of string in here", says the barman...
"oh" says the string, and leaves
String returns with a hat and moustache on
"nice try" says the barman... and tells the string to leave
String ruffles himself up, and tries for a 3rd time...
"c'mon" says the barman, "this is getting silly now"
"Dont know what you mean" says the string
"Well, you know the rules buddy.... you ARE a piece of string, aren't you?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot"
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A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"
