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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:13 pm 
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chiswickcollectables wrote:
I've done a local authority style risk assessment based on the option 'C' scenario and the two main risks I have identified are:

1. I rip the crotchal area of the trouser when bending down to pick up a fag-end.
2. I see something/someone scary and actually plop myself.

I don't think there's much to worry about as:

1. I don't smoke.
2. I'm really tough and nothing scares me.

There's always risk 3 to consider tho'.... and that's what my mother would say :(


Don't you have a butt plug you could use, you must have one lying about in your bedroom? 8)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:49 pm 
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What about option D and retrieve some used ones from the wash and give them the lynx effect :lol: Turning inside if necessary :wink:


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