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 Post subject: A, B or C.....?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:32 am 
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Bearing in mind I have a ten hour shift ahead.. do I:

A. Go to M&S and buy some?
B. Wear my cycle shorts under my trousers?
C. Go commando? :shock:

I think we all know whats happening here and I think we know the answer to this little problem.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:51 am 
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Commando every time.

Unless you work as a lifeguard.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:00 pm 
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Buy yourself some 'bills' you mucky lad.

What would your mother say?



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:13 pm 
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I've done a local authority style risk assessment based on the option 'C' scenario and the two main risks I have identified are:

1. I rip the crotchal area of the trouser when bending down to pick up a fag-end.
2. I see something/someone scary and actually plop myself.

I don't think there's much to worry about as:

1. I don't smoke.
2. I'm really tough and nothing scares me.

There's always risk 3 to consider tho'.... and that's what my mother would say :(


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:31 pm 
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run out of pants!! :lol: you lazy sod!! wear the wifes!!! :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:47 pm 
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Forgot, not run out you cheeky young man!! Can't wear Amy's.. they're too big!! :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:09 pm 
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jonnyboy666 wrote:
wear the wifes!!! :lol: :lol:


That's an image i didn't want to see in my head :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:48 pm 
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tintin40 wrote:
jonnyboy666 wrote:
wear the wifes!!! :lol: :lol:


That's an image i didn't want to see in my head :lol: :lol:


oooh, yes please!


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tintin40 wrote:
jonnyboy666 wrote:
wear the wifes!!! :lol: :lol:


That's an image i didn't want to see in my head :lol: :lol:


You didn't have a problem when we went to that club on Wednesday night.... in fact you commented how the blue silk matched the colours of my eyes :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:02 pm 
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chiswickcollectables wrote:
tintin40 wrote:
jonnyboy666 wrote:
wear the wifes!!! :lol: :lol:


That's an image i didn't want to see in my head :lol: :lol:


You didn't have a problem when we went to that club on Wednesday night.... in fact you commented how the blue silk matched the colours of my eyes :shock:


I was talking to Amy :wink:


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