...... tempted to tell you what FMJ was used for in clinical notes prior tom 1992 LOL
Let 'er rip. I'm always up for a laugh, even at my expense.
get down the local strip culb and ask if they have a swingball playing chimpanzee ( its on the telly ) (honest)
Ironically, the closest bar to my house is aptly named Solid Gold. I chose a a road ride over being constantly pestered to pony up for a lap dance.
It was a full moon and a comfortable 22C, so I spent the rest of the (stripper free) evening on my Poag on the deck with a bottle of Lagavulin and my favourite glass.